Quantum Hype Bingo

‘Unprecedented capabilities’	‘Our algorithm solves …’ (without comparison to classical computers)	‘Future-proof your business’	Straightforwardly solving generic (NP-)hard optimisation problems
‘Harness the commercial potential’	‘Game-changing’	Trying all solutions at once	‘Transformative’
‘Unhackable’	Solving climate change	‘The next frontier’	‘X times faster’ (without fair benchmark)
Quantum parallelism	Quantum computers will replace classical computers	Get quantum-ready	Enable artificial general intelligence (AGI)